Sexless Sally

Wir, die anderen Jungs mit den langen Haaren und den Zigaretten, hätten sowieso nie eine Chance bei ihr gehabt. Aber trotzdem : was für eine Verschwendung. 

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She was lookin´ like the queen of homeporn
The dream of ev´ry schoolboy and I bet of some girls
The face of an angel with the legs of a hellhound 
She made us crawl with that red hair and curls

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Sexless Sally turnin´ all the handsome guys down 
Coverboys, quarterbacks and even future playmates
Sexless Sally she´ll be going back unopened
No one gets her going even if it was a million dates

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You could buy her flowers, diamond rings or sports cars
Breakfast at Tiffany´s wouldn´t get you much far

You may wrote her lovesongs and maybe she´d fall for you
Before she´d drop her panties there´d be life on another star

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Sexless Sally turnin´ all the handsome guys down 

Coverboys, quarterbacks and even future playmates

Sexless Sally she´ll be going back unopened

No one gets her going even if it was a million dates
if it was a billion dates
if it was a trillion dates
 
 

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