My ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney

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She was young and beautiful
And she was fuckin´ hot as hell
My ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney
She did those things you never tell
And when she came she came like hell
My ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney

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I know that I don´t look so well
But I´m funny like that Will Ferrell
My ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney
I expected Christian Bale
And not that hairy stupid whale
My ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney

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I bought her flowers, bought a ring
Learnt all the lovesongs I could sing
But my ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney
I gave her love and a place to be
Was ready to raise a family
But my ex-girlfriend dates Bob Rooney

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Last thing that I tried to do
To show her that my love is true
I bought a fine Chewbacca suit
Expensive wine and foreign food
But my ex-girlfriend loves Bob Rooney
My ex-girlfriend loves Bob Rooney
She still sticks with Bob Rooney